:47:01
I know you had this religious
experience or whatever...
:47:05
but get your shit together,
or you're gonna get canned.
:47:09
Yeah, and, uh, and l--Listen...
:47:13
That virus
you're always talking about...
:47:14
the one that could
rip off the company...
:47:17
for a bunch of money.
:47:18
Yeah, what about it?
:47:19
Well, how does it work?
:47:22
It's pretty brilliant.
:47:23
What it does is every time
there's a bank transaction...
:47:26
where interest is computed--
there are thousands a day--
:47:28
the computer ends up with
these fractions of a cent...
:47:30
which it usually rounds off.
:47:32
What this does is it takes
those little remainders...
:47:34
and puts it into an account.
:47:36
-This sounds familiar.
-They did it in "Superman Ill."
:47:39
PETER: Right, uh...
:47:40
MICHAEL:
An underrated movie, actually.
:47:42
There were hackers that did it
in the seventies as well.
:47:45
-So they check for this now.
-No, here's the thing.
:47:48
Initech's so backed up with all
the software we're updating...
:47:52
they'd never notice.
:47:53
You're right.
:47:55
Even if they wanted to, they
couldn't check all that code.
:47:58
MICHAEL: Thumbs up their asses.
Thumbs up their asses.
:48:01
PETER: So, Michael, what's
to stop you from doing this?
:48:05
It's not worth the risk.
I got a good job.
:48:08
What if you didn't have
a good job?
:48:12
MICHAEL: Cock gobblers!
:48:17
Samir and I are
the best programmers they got.
:48:21
You haven't been showin' up,
and you get to keep your job.
:48:23
Actually, I'm being promoted.
:48:25
-What?!
-I know, Michael.
:48:28
It's completely unfair.
:48:30
And I realized something today.
:48:33
It's not just about me
and my dream of doing nothing.
:48:36
It's about all of us together.
:48:40
I don't know what happened to me
at that hypnotherapist.
:48:43
Maybe it was just shock,
and it's wearing off now...
:48:46
but when I saw that fat man
keel over and die...
:48:48
Michael, we don't have
a lot of time on this earth.
:48:51
We weren't meant to spend it
this way.
:48:54
Human beings were not meant
to sit in little cubicles...
:48:58
staring at computer screens
all day...