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:58:01
So we simplified
the whole thing...

:58:03
and we round 'em all down
and drop the remainder...

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into an account that we opened.
:58:09
So you're stealing?
:58:12
Uh, no.
No, you don't understand.

:58:14
It's, uh, very complicated.
It's, uh...

:58:17
It's aggregate, so I'm talking
about fractions of a penny...

:58:21
and, uh, over time,
they add up to a lot.

:58:24
Oh, OK. So you're gonna make
a lot of money, right?

:58:28
-Yeah.
-Right.

:58:29
It's not yours?
:58:30
Uh...well, it becomes ours.
:58:33
How is that not stealing?
:58:37
I don't think
I'm explaining this very well.

:58:40
Um, the 7-Eleven, right?
:58:43
You'd take a penny
from the tray.

:58:46
From the crippled children?
:58:47
No, that's the jar.
:58:48
I'm talking about the tray--
the pennies for everybody.

:58:52
Oh, for everybody. OK.
:58:53
Yeah.
Well, those are whole pennies.

:58:56
I'm just talking about
fractions of a penny, OK?

:58:59
But we do it
from a much bigger tray...

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and we do it
a couple of million times.

:59:03
So what's wrong with that?
:59:05
I don't know.
It just seems wrong.

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PETER: It's not wrong.
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Initech is wrong.
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Initech is an evil corporation,
all right?

:59:12
Chotchkie's is wrong.
:59:14
Doesn't it bother you that you
have to get up in the morning...

:59:16
and you have to put on
a bunch of pieces of flair?

:59:18
Yeah, but I'm not about
to go in and start...

:59:21
taking money from the register.
:59:22
Well, maybe you should.
:59:25
The Nazis had pieces of flair
that they made the Jews wear.

:59:29
What?
:59:32
Look, we don't...l'm--
:59:33
We don't have
to talk about this now.

:59:35
Let's just go to the barbecue,
all right?

:59:42
TOM: Michael, Samir,
how you doin'?

:59:44
-Hey, Tom.
-Hello, Tom.

:59:46
I'd like you to meet
my lawyer Rob Newhouse.

:59:49
Rob, Michael. Samir.
:59:52
Peter! How are you?
I'm glad you could make it.

:59:55
PETER: Tom, hi. This is somebody
I'd like you to meet.

:59:58
-This is, uh, Joanna.
-Hi.


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