:02:01
You have to go to church!
:02:04
Well, fine.
Go ahead and miss church.
:02:06
When you die and go to hell,
you can answer to Satan!
:02:12
You can see your breath
Hanging in the air
:02:13
You see homeless people
But you just don't care
:02:16
It's a sea of smiles
In which we'd be glad to drown
:02:24
That's right!
It's Sunday morning
:02:25
In our quiet little
White-bread redneck mountain town
:02:31
- Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
- Don't kick the baby.
:02:34
Kick the baby.
:02:36
Ike, you broke another window!
That's a bad baby. Bad baby!
:02:41
We're going to
the Terrance and Phillip movie.
:02:43
Oh, my God!
:02:44
Kyle, where are you going?
:02:46
- We're going ice-skating.
- Take your brother.
:02:49
He's not even my real brother.
He's adopted.
:02:51
Do as I say!
:02:52
Okay, I'm sorry.
:02:55
Look at those frail and fragile boys
:02:58
It really gets me down
:03:00
The world is such a rotten place
And city life's a complete disgrace
:03:04
That's why I moved to
This redneck "meshuggenah"
:03:06
Quiet mountain town
:03:12
Ike! Bad baby!
:03:14
Brought to you by Snacky Smores...
:03:16
... the fun of s'mores in a cookie.
:03:18
Mom, somebody's at the door!
:03:20
- Coming, hon.
- I can't see the TV!
:03:22
It's been six weeks since Saddam
Hussein was killed by wild boars...
:03:26
... and the world is
glad to be rid of him.
:03:28
Eric, it's your little friends.
:03:30
What are you doing here?
:03:33
Sweet, dude. Yes!
:03:35
Off to the movies we shall go
:03:38
Where we learn everything
That we know
:03:40
'Cause the movies teach us
What our parents don't have time to say
:03:44
And this movie's gonna
Make our lives complete
:03:47
- 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet
- Super sweet.
:03:51
Thank God we live in the quiet little
Redneck Podunk white trash
:03:56
U.S.A.