:03:00
The world is such a rotten place
And city life's a complete disgrace
:03:04
That's why I moved to
This redneck "meshuggenah"
:03:06
Quiet mountain town
:03:12
Ike! Bad baby!
:03:14
Brought to you by Snacky Smores...
:03:16
... the fun of s'mores in a cookie.
:03:18
Mom, somebody's at the door!
:03:20
- Coming, hon.
- I can't see the TV!
:03:22
It's been six weeks since Saddam
Hussein was killed by wild boars...
:03:26
... and the world is
glad to be rid of him.
:03:28
Eric, it's your little friends.
:03:30
What are you doing here?
:03:33
Sweet, dude. Yes!
:03:35
Off to the movies we shall go
:03:38
Where we learn everything
That we know
:03:40
'Cause the movies teach us
What our parents don't have time to say
:03:44
And this movie's gonna
Make our lives complete
:03:47
- 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet
- Super sweet.
:03:51
Thank God we live in the quiet little
Redneck Podunk white trash
:03:56
U.S.A.
:04:00
Can I have five tickets to
Terrance and Phillip "Asses of Fire"?
:04:03
No.
:04:06
What do you mean?
:04:07
"Asses of Fire" is rated R by the
Motion Picture Association of America.
:04:11
You must be accompanied
by a parent or guardian.
:04:14
- Why?
- This movie has naughty language!
:04:16
Next, please.
:04:18
- This can't be happening.
- We have to see it.
:04:21
Screw it.
It probably isn't good anyway.
:04:23
Cartman, what do you mean?
You love Terrance and Phillip.
:04:25
But the animation's all crappy.
:04:29
Wait. I've got an idea.
:04:31
Hi. I want six tickets
to "Asses of Fire".
:04:34
This movie may not be appropriate
for the little ones.
:04:37
He says this movie
isn't appropriate for you.
:04:39
Mr. Homeless Guy,
if you don't want $10...
:04:42
...to buy a bottle of vodka,
then be my guest.
:04:44
Six tickets, please.
:04:49
- Let me have some candy.
- Let's see.
:04:51
I don't have any Jewish candy.
:04:53
Like you need
all that chocolate, fat boy!
:04:55
The movie's starting.