:05:01
Hooray!
:05:02
Terrance, what did the Spanish priest
say to the Iranian gynecologist?
:05:06
I don't know, Phillip. What?
:05:10
Where do they find this stuff?
:05:12
You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip.
:05:14
What did he say?
:05:15
Why'd you call me a pig-fucker?
:05:17
Well, let's see.
First of all, you fuck pigs.
:05:20
Oh, yeah.
:05:22
Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch.
:05:26
You shit-faced cockmaster.
:05:29
"Shit-faced cockmaster."
:05:30
You donkey-raping shit-eater.
:05:32
"Donkey-raping shit-eater."
:05:35
- You'd fuck your uncle!
- You'd fuck your uncle!
:05:39
Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker
:05:41
You're a cocksucking
Ass-licking uncle-fucker
:05:44
Yes, it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
:05:47
Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker
:05:49
You're the one that fucked your uncle
Uncle fucker
:05:52
You don't eat or mow the lawn
You fuck your uncle all day long
:06:06
What's going on here?
:06:10
- What garbage.
- What do you expect? They're Canadian.
:06:22
Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker
:06:24
You're a boner-biting bastard
Uncle fucker
:06:27
- You're an uncle-fucker I must say
- You fucked your uncle yesterday
:06:30
Uncle fucker
That's U-N-C-L-E fuck you
:06:35
Uncle fucker
:06:37
Suck my balls.
:06:42
- That movie was fucking sweet!
- You bet your fucking ass it was!
:06:46
Fuck, I wanna be
just like them.
:06:47
Wait, where's your guardian?
:06:50
I knew it! You paid a homeless guy
to get you in, didn't you?
:06:54
Fuck off, you donkey-raping shit-eater.
:06:57
Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker
:06:59
You're an ass-licking
Ball-sucking uncle-fucker