South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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:16:00
"Fuck" is the worst word
That you can say

:16:02
We shouldn't say "fuck"
Fuck no!

:16:04
You're cured, you can go
:16:06
Don't spend your life
Shooting up in the trash

:16:08
Homeless
Giving handjobs for cash

:16:10
Follow this plan
And very soon you will say

:16:13
It's easy, m'kay
:16:26
Now you're cured. Take the rest of the
afternoon off for personal reflection.

:16:31
Find your own constructive way
to better yourself, m'kay?

:16:37
I hope you've learned
something through this experience.

:16:39
I did. I learned that you are
a boner-biting, dick-fart fuck-face.

:16:44
Want to see the northern lights?
:16:48
You burned yourself to death
by lighting your fart.

:16:51
I sure did, Phillip.
:16:54
Uncle fucker! Good night.
:16:59
Oh, man. This movie rules.
:17:02
Man, that movie gets better
every time I see it.

:17:05
That part about lighting farts
is bullshit.

:17:08
- You can't do that.
- Yes, you can.

:17:09
No way.
:17:12
Okay, Kenny. I'll bet you $ 100
you can't light a fart on fire.

:17:21
- Holy shit, dude!
- Look out!

:17:25
Shit! Shit!
:17:26
Help! Somebody do something!
:17:28
This stick is on fire!
:17:36
Oh, my God! You killed Kenny!
:17:37
You bastard!
:17:39
I guess you can light a fart on fire.
:17:43
Load that IV with 70 cc's
of sodium Pentothal.

:17:46
We called the parents.
:17:47
Our moms will find out
we went to the movie again.

:17:50
Vacuum!
:17:52
Try to untangle his trachea
and esophagus.

:17:55
No, that doesn't go there!
:17:59
- Gross, Stan!
- That's sick!


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