:15:01
Homeless
Giving handjobs for crack
:15:03
Follow my plan
And very soon you will say
:15:06
It's easy, m'kay
:15:09
Instead of "ass" say "buns"
:15:10
Like "Kiss my buns"
Or "You're a buns-hole"
:15:13
Instead of "shit" say "poo"
:15:14
As in "bull poo", "poo-head"
And "This poo is cold"
:15:17
With "bitch" drop the "T"
:15:18
'Cause "bich" is Latin
For generosity
:15:21
Don't say "fuck" anymore
:15:22
'Cause "fuck" is the worst word
That you can say
:15:24
So just use the word "m'kay"
:15:27
We can do it
It's all up to us, m'kay
:15:30
With a little plan
We can change our lives today
:15:32
You can change it today
:15:34
Don't spend your life
Shooting up in the trash
:15:36
Homeless
Giving handjobs for cash
:15:38
Follow this plan
And very soon you will say
:15:41
It's easy, m'kay
:15:44
Step one
:15:45
- Say "buns"
- Like "Kiss my buns"
:15:47
Or "You're a buns-hole"
:15:48
- Step two
- Instead of "shit" say "poo"
:15:50
- As in "bull poo"
- And "This poo is cold"
:15:52
- Step three
- With "bitch" drop the "T"
:15:54
'Cause "bich" is Latin for generosity
:15:56
- Step four
- Don't say "fuck" anymore
:15:58
It's the worst word
You can say
:16:00
"Fuck" is the worst word
That you can say
:16:02
We shouldn't say "fuck"
Fuck no!
:16:04
You're cured, you can go
:16:06
Don't spend your life
Shooting up in the trash
:16:08
Homeless
Giving handjobs for cash
:16:10
Follow this plan
And very soon you will say
:16:13
It's easy, m'kay
:16:26
Now you're cured. Take the rest of the
afternoon off for personal reflection.
:16:31
Find your own constructive way
to better yourself, m'kay?
:16:37
I hope you've learned
something through this experience.
:16:39
I did. I learned that you are
a boner-biting, dick-fart fuck-face.
:16:44
Want to see the northern lights?
:16:48
You burned yourself to death
by lighting your fart.
:16:51
I sure did, Phillip.
:16:54
Uncle fucker! Good night.
:16:59
Oh, man. This movie rules.