South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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I resent that! I find that racist...
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Our children are now addicted
to your puke!

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You are a racist!
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It'll take us weeks to erase the damage
this film has done to our children.

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Kids, I want to welcome you
to rehabilitation, m'kay?

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Your mothers insisted you be taken
from your schoolwork...

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...and placed into rehab to learn
not to swear.

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I don't belong with these rogues.
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I attended Yardale and had
a 4.0 grade point average.

:14:28
- You're a fucking faggot.
- M'kay, you see?

:14:30
This is what I'm talking about.
We have to get you off of foul language.

:14:34
- How are we gonna do that?
- Listen here.

:14:37
There are times when you get
Suckered in

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By drugs and alcohol
And sex with women, m'kay?

:14:44
But it's when you
Do these things too much

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That you've become an addict
And must get back in touch

:14:51
You can do it
It's all up to you, m'kay

:14:54
With a little plan
You can change your life today

:14:58
Don't spend your life
Addicted to smack

:15:01
Homeless
Giving handjobs for crack

:15:03
Follow my plan
And very soon you will say

:15:06
It's easy, m'kay
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Instead of "ass" say "buns"
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Like "Kiss my buns"
Or "You're a buns-hole"

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Instead of "shit" say "poo"
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As in "bull poo", "poo-head"
And "This poo is cold"

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With "bitch" drop the "T"
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'Cause "bich" is Latin
For generosity

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Don't say "fuck" anymore
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'Cause "fuck" is the worst word
That you can say

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So just use the word "m'kay"
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We can do it
It's all up to us, m'kay

:15:30
With a little plan
We can change our lives today

:15:32
You can change it today
:15:34
Don't spend your life
Shooting up in the trash

:15:36
Homeless
Giving handjobs for cash

:15:38
Follow this plan
And very soon you will say

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It's easy, m'kay
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Step one
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- Say "buns"
- Like "Kiss my buns"

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Or "You're a buns-hole"
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- Step two
- Instead of "shit" say "poo"

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- As in "bull poo"
- And "This poo is cold"

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- Step three
- With "bitch" drop the "T"

:15:54
'Cause "bich" is Latin for generosity
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- Step four
- Don't say "fuck" anymore

:15:58
It's the worst word
You can say


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