South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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..."Shut Your Fucking Face,
Uncle Fucker."

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Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker

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You're a boner-biting bastard
Uncle fucker

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I told you that we won't stop
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I told you that we won't stop
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Back to you, Tom.
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Thanks. Shocking report.
:13:14
The controversy began
in the town of South Park...

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... where the PTA is trying
to ban the movie.

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With us tonight is the head of the PTA,
Sheila Broflovski.

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- And the Canadian minister of movies.
- Thanks for having me.

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Parents are concerned about your
country's entertainment.

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The film isn't intended
for children...

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But of course children will see it.
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Can I finish?
We're surprised by your outrage.

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- You just don't care!
- Can I finish? Hello?

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The U.S. has graphic violence
on TV all the time.

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We can't believe a movie
with foul language pisses you off.

:13:44
- Because it's evil!
- Can I finish?!

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Please can I finish?!
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Okay, I'm finished.
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This film isn't the first
troublesome thing to come out of Canada.

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Let's not forget Bryan Adams.
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Our government's apologized
for Bryan Adams on several occasions.

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You Canadians are all the same,
with your beady eyes and flapping heads.

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I resent that! I find that racist...
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Our children are now addicted
to your puke!

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You are a racist!
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It'll take us weeks to erase the damage
this film has done to our children.

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Kids, I want to welcome you
to rehabilitation, m'kay?

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Your mothers insisted you be taken
from your schoolwork...

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...and placed into rehab to learn
not to swear.

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I don't belong with these rogues.
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I attended Yardale and had
a 4.0 grade point average.

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- You're a fucking faggot.
- M'kay, you see?

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This is what I'm talking about.
We have to get you off of foul language.

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- How are we gonna do that?
- Listen here.

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There are times when you get
Suckered in

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By drugs and alcohol
And sex with women, m'kay?

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But it's when you
Do these things too much

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That you've become an addict
And must get back in touch

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You can do it
It's all up to you, m'kay

:14:54
With a little plan
You can change your life today

:14:58
Don't spend your life
Addicted to smack


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