:12:01
Forget I said anything.
:12:02
Move along.
You're holding up the line.
:12:04
Do you know where I can find
the clitoris?
:12:07
- The what?
- Is that like finding Jesus?
:12:09
Attention, students.
:12:11
We are now enforcing a new dress code
at South Park Elementary.
:12:14
Terrance and Phillip shirts are
not allowed in school.
:12:16
Anyone wearing a Terrance and Phillip
shirt is to be sent home immediately.
:12:21
Hooray!
:12:27
The Canadian film "Asses of Fire"
is number one at the box office.
:12:30
Is the film destroying
American youth?
:12:32
Here with a special report is
a midget in a bikini.
:12:35
The effects of the Canadian comedy
are far-reaching indeed.
:12:39
All over America, children seem to be
influenced, like at this spelling bee.
:12:43
This is for the silver medal.
:12:45
Spell "forensics".
:12:47
Why should I fucking
have to spell "forensics"?
:12:51
Here you go. S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S.
:12:54
Forensics.
:12:55
The devastating impact of the duo
can also be seen with their hit song...
:13:00
..."Shut Your Fucking Face,
Uncle Fucker."
:13:02
Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker
:13:04
You're a boner-biting bastard
Uncle fucker
:13:08
I told you that we won't stop
:13:10
I told you that we won't stop
:13:12
Back to you, Tom.
:13:13
Thanks. Shocking report.
:13:14
The controversy began
in the town of South Park...
:13:17
... where the PTA is trying
to ban the movie.
:13:19
With us tonight is the head of the PTA,
Sheila Broflovski.
:13:23
- And the Canadian minister of movies.
- Thanks for having me.
:13:26
Parents are concerned about your
country's entertainment.
:13:29
The film isn't intended
for children...
:13:31
But of course children will see it.
:13:33
Can I finish?
We're surprised by your outrage.
:13:36
- You just don't care!
- Can I finish? Hello?
:13:39
The U.S. has graphic violence
on TV all the time.
:13:42
We can't believe a movie
with foul language pisses you off.
:13:44
- Because it's evil!
- Can I finish?!
:13:46
Please can I finish?!
:13:49
Okay, I'm finished.
:13:50
This film isn't the first
troublesome thing to come out of Canada.
:13:54
Let's not forget Bryan Adams.
:13:55
Our government's apologized
for Bryan Adams on several occasions.
:13:58
You Canadians are all the same,
with your beady eyes and flapping heads.