:11:00
Nothing but foul language
and toilet humor!
:11:03
I'll send a warning to parents before
more children see Terrance and Phillip.
:11:07
Everybody's fucking seen it.
:11:09
I can't help myself. That movie has
warped my fragile little mind.
:11:19
There's the girl that I like
:11:23
Over there laughing with that smart...
:11:26
You're holding up
the goddamn lunch line!
:11:29
Hello, there, children.
:11:31
- Hey, Chef.
- How's it going?
:11:32
- Bad.
- Why bad?
:11:34
We got busted for swearing.
We can't ever see that movie again.
:11:37
That's too bad.
:11:38
You should've seen Kyle when
his mom showed up. He was scared.
:11:41
- Shut up, Cartman!
- I'd be scared. Your mom's a bitch.
:11:44
Don't call her a bitch,
you fat fuck!
:11:46
Don't call me fat,
you fucking son of a bitch!
:11:48
Where did you learn to talk like that?
:11:50
Pretty fucking sweet, huh?
:11:52
How do you make a woman like you
more than any other guy?
:11:55
That's easy.
You just gotta find the clitoris.
:11:59
What does "find the clitoris" mean?
:12:01
Forget I said anything.
:12:02
Move along.
You're holding up the line.
:12:04
Do you know where I can find
the clitoris?
:12:07
- The what?
- Is that like finding Jesus?
:12:09
Attention, students.
:12:11
We are now enforcing a new dress code
at South Park Elementary.
:12:14
Terrance and Phillip shirts are
not allowed in school.
:12:16
Anyone wearing a Terrance and Phillip
shirt is to be sent home immediately.
:12:21
Hooray!
:12:27
The Canadian film "Asses of Fire"
is number one at the box office.
:12:30
Is the film destroying
American youth?
:12:32
Here with a special report is
a midget in a bikini.
:12:35
The effects of the Canadian comedy
are far-reaching indeed.
:12:39
All over America, children seem to be
influenced, like at this spelling bee.
:12:43
This is for the silver medal.
:12:45
Spell "forensics".
:12:47
Why should I fucking
have to spell "forensics"?
:12:51
Here you go. S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S.
:12:54
Forensics.
:12:55
The devastating impact of the duo
can also be seen with their hit song...