South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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:10:01
I want to know where you heard
these horrific obscenities, m'kay?

:10:04
- Nowhere.
- We heard them from Mr. Garrison before.

:10:08
I seriously doubt
that Mr. Garrison ever said...

:10:11
..."Eat penguin shit,
you ass-spelunker."

:10:15
Sweet.
:10:20
Thank you for coming on short notice.
:10:22
This isn't like you, Stanley.
:10:24
What did my son say, Mr. Mackey?
Did he say the S-word?

:10:27
No, it was worse than that.
:10:29
The F-word?
:10:30
Here's a short list of the things
they've been saying.

:10:33
- Oh, dear God.
- What the heck is a rim job?

:10:36
When you put your legs behind your head
and have someone lick your ass.

:10:42
Tell Mr. Mackey this instant where
you heard all these horrible phrases!

:10:47
We all swore ourselves to secrecy.
:10:50
- The Terrance and Phillip movie.
- Dude!

:10:51
I wanna get out of here.
:10:53
Terrance and Phillip? Those Canadians?
:10:55
Excuse me.
What is Terrance and Phillip?

:10:57
Terrance and Phillip are two
very untalented actors from Canada.

:11:00
Nothing but foul language
and toilet humor!

:11:03
I'll send a warning to parents before
more children see Terrance and Phillip.

:11:07
Everybody's fucking seen it.
:11:09
I can't help myself. That movie has
warped my fragile little mind.

:11:19
There's the girl that I like
:11:23
Over there laughing with that smart...
:11:26
You're holding up
the goddamn lunch line!

:11:29
Hello, there, children.
:11:31
- Hey, Chef.
- How's it going?

:11:32
- Bad.
- Why bad?

:11:34
We got busted for swearing.
We can't ever see that movie again.

:11:37
That's too bad.
:11:38
You should've seen Kyle when
his mom showed up. He was scared.

:11:41
- Shut up, Cartman!
- I'd be scared. Your mom's a bitch.

:11:44
Don't call her a bitch,
you fat fuck!

:11:46
Don't call me fat,
you fucking son of a bitch!

:11:48
Where did you learn to talk like that?
:11:50
Pretty fucking sweet, huh?
:11:52
How do you make a woman like you
more than any other guy?

:11:55
That's easy.
You just gotta find the clitoris.

:11:59
What does "find the clitoris" mean?

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