:09:00
- Yes, Clyde.
- Twelve?
:09:01
Now let's get an answer from
someone who's not a complete retard.
:09:05
Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
:09:08
I think I know the answer,
Mr. Garrison.
:09:10
- Shut up, fat boy!
- Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
:09:13
- Eric! Did you just say the F-word?
- "Jew"?
:09:16
You can't say "fuck" in school,
you fucking fat ass.
:09:19
Why the fuck not?
:09:21
You said "fuck" again.
:09:23
What's the big deal? It doesn't
hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckitty, fuck.
:09:26
How would you like to go see
the counselor?
:09:29
How would you like to suck my balls?
:09:32
What did you say?!
:09:33
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Actually, what I said was...
:09:37
..."How would you like to suck my balls,
Mr. Garrison?"
:09:43
Holy shit, dude.
:09:47
I'm disappointed in you boys.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
:09:51
I've called in your mothers...
:09:53
- You called my mom?
- That's right.
:09:55
Oh, no, dude!
:09:56
- Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question?
- M'kay, what?
:09:58
What's the big fucking deal?
:10:01
I want to know where you heard
these horrific obscenities, m'kay?
:10:04
- Nowhere.
- We heard them from Mr. Garrison before.
:10:08
I seriously doubt
that Mr. Garrison ever said...
:10:11
..."Eat penguin shit,
you ass-spelunker."
:10:15
Sweet.
:10:20
Thank you for coming on short notice.
:10:22
This isn't like you, Stanley.
:10:24
What did my son say, Mr. Mackey?
Did he say the S-word?
:10:27
No, it was worse than that.
:10:29
The F-word?
:10:30
Here's a short list of the things
they've been saying.
:10:33
- Oh, dear God.
- What the heck is a rim job?
:10:36
When you put your legs behind your head
and have someone lick your ass.
:10:42
Tell Mr. Mackey this instant where
you heard all these horrible phrases!
:10:47
We all swore ourselves to secrecy.
:10:50
- The Terrance and Phillip movie.
- Dude!
:10:51
I wanna get out of here.
:10:53
Terrance and Phillip? Those Canadians?
:10:55
Excuse me.
What is Terrance and Phillip?
:10:57
Terrance and Phillip are two
very untalented actors from Canada.