:08:02
Want to skate with us?
:08:03
We've been skating all morning,
laughing and talking of memories past.
:08:07
We saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.
:08:09
Try and catch me, Wendy.
:08:12
Bye, Stan.
:08:18
I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Who wants to touch me?
:08:21
I said, who wants to fucking touch me?
:08:25
We gotta see the
Terrance and Phillip movie too.
:08:31
I hate you, Kenny.
:08:38
Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker
:08:40
You're a boner-biting bastard
Uncle fucker
:08:43
Okay, children, let's take our seats.
:08:46
We have a lot to learn today.
:08:48
We sure do, Mr. Hat.
:08:50
Let's start the day
with a few new math problems.
:08:53
What is five times two?
:08:56
Don't be shy.
Just give it your best shot.
:09:00
- Yes, Clyde.
- Twelve?
:09:01
Now let's get an answer from
someone who's not a complete retard.
:09:05
Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
:09:08
I think I know the answer,
Mr. Garrison.
:09:10
- Shut up, fat boy!
- Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
:09:13
- Eric! Did you just say the F-word?
- "Jew"?
:09:16
You can't say "fuck" in school,
you fucking fat ass.
:09:19
Why the fuck not?
:09:21
You said "fuck" again.
:09:23
What's the big deal? It doesn't
hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckitty, fuck.
:09:26
How would you like to go see
the counselor?
:09:29
How would you like to suck my balls?
:09:32
What did you say?!
:09:33
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Actually, what I said was...
:09:37
..."How would you like to suck my balls,
Mr. Garrison?"
:09:43
Holy shit, dude.
:09:47
I'm disappointed in you boys.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
:09:51
I've called in your mothers...
:09:53
- You called my mom?
- That's right.
:09:55
Oh, no, dude!
:09:56
- Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question?
- M'kay, what?
:09:58
What's the big fucking deal?