South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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:07:11
Where have you been all day?
:07:12
Nowhere. We just went to go see
the Terrance and Phillip movie.

:07:17
How'd you get in?
:07:18
Stop crowding us,
shit-faced cockmasters!

:07:22
You're all ass-ramming uncle-fuckers.
:07:25
We've got to see this movie.
:07:27
Terrance and Phillip are Canadian,
just like my brother.

:07:32
There's the girl that I like
:07:34
Tell about when Terrance called Phillip
a testicle-shitting rectal wart.

:07:38
Now more than ever
:07:40
She gives me butterflies
:07:41
It makes my stomach queasy
Every time she walks by

:07:45
Asshole, I'm talking to you.
:07:47
I know I can be cool
If I try

:07:51
Gross!
:07:54
Wendy, let us try to jump
the hilly brush.

:07:56
Who are you?
:07:58
Gregory. I transferred from Yardale,
where I had a 4.0 grade point average.

:08:02
Want to skate with us?
:08:03
We've been skating all morning,
laughing and talking of memories past.

:08:07
We saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.
:08:09
Try and catch me, Wendy.
:08:12
Bye, Stan.
:08:18
I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Who wants to touch me?

:08:21
I said, who wants to fucking touch me?
:08:25
We gotta see the
Terrance and Phillip movie too.

:08:31
I hate you, Kenny.
:08:38
Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker

:08:40
You're a boner-biting bastard
Uncle fucker

:08:43
Okay, children, let's take our seats.
:08:46
We have a lot to learn today.
:08:48
We sure do, Mr. Hat.
:08:50
Let's start the day
with a few new math problems.

:08:53
What is five times two?
:08:56
Don't be shy.
Just give it your best shot.


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