:25:00
This is not aboot diplomacy. This is
aboot dignity. It's aboot respect.
:25:04
Aboot realizing that humor...
:25:07
Release them, or we'll
give you something to cry aboot!
:25:23
Pilot to bombardier.
We're nearing the target.
:25:26
Bomb's ready, buddy.
:25:28
Baldwin residence.
:25:29
No, this is Billy Baldwin.
:25:31
If you want Daniel Baldwin,
call his extension, stupid!
:25:34
Alec, do you know what sucks
about being a Baldwin?
:25:37
- No. What?
- Nothing!
:25:46
You missed me!
:25:51
Your mothers are making me throw away
my lesson plan and teach theirs.
:25:56
How come our moms arrested
Terrance and Phillip?
:25:59
Your moms are just upset.
They're probably all on their periods.
:26:03
Not cool.
:26:04
Wendy and I think
that was a sexist statement.
:26:07
Sorry, but I don't trust anything that
bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
:26:12
Anyway, children, let's start off
with some vocabulary.
:26:15
Attention, students.
:26:16
What now?
:26:17
Come to the gymnasium immediately
for a special announcement.
:26:24
- What's going on, Chef?
- Something big, children.
:26:26
I can't find the clitoris.
You have to help.
:26:29
Stan, the clitoris is...
:26:30
Take your seats.
They're about to announce it.
:26:34
This is a state of emergency.
:26:36
Now to the White House for
an announcement from the President.
:26:39
My fellow Americans...
:26:41
... at 5 a.m. Today,
a day which will live in infamy...
:26:46
... the Canadians have bombed
the Baldwins.
:26:49
In response to this, the U.S. has
declared war on Canada.
:26:56
- Oh, no.
- War?
:26:57
- No, Gregory, no!
- This is bad. Hold on to me.