:26:03
Not cool.
:26:04
Wendy and I think
that was a sexist statement.
:26:07
Sorry, but I don't trust anything that
bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
:26:12
Anyway, children, let's start off
with some vocabulary.
:26:15
Attention, students.
:26:16
What now?
:26:17
Come to the gymnasium immediately
for a special announcement.
:26:24
- What's going on, Chef?
- Something big, children.
:26:26
I can't find the clitoris.
You have to help.
:26:29
Stan, the clitoris is...
:26:30
Take your seats.
They're about to announce it.
:26:34
This is a state of emergency.
:26:36
Now to the White House for
an announcement from the President.
:26:39
My fellow Americans...
:26:41
... at 5 a.m. Today,
a day which will live in infamy...
:26:46
... the Canadians have bombed
the Baldwins.
:26:49
In response to this, the U.S. has
declared war on Canada.
:26:56
- Oh, no.
- War?
:26:57
- No, Gregory, no!
- This is bad. Hold on to me.
:27:00
All the Baldwins are dead?
:27:02
It's time for us to send
a message to Canadians.
:27:05
In two days, the war criminals,
Terrance and Phillip...
:27:08
... will be executed.
:27:11
They're gonna kill them?
:27:12
And now I'd like to bring up my newly
appointed Secretary of Offense...
:27:16
... Ms. Sheila Broflovski.
:27:18
Holy shit, dude!
:27:19
My fellow Americans...
:27:21
... our neighbor to the north
has abused us for the last time!
:27:25
- I have a plan...
- Canadians want to fight us...
:27:27
... because we won't tolerate
their potty-mouths.
:27:30
If it is war they want...
:27:32
... then war they shall have!
:27:37
Dude, this is fucking weak.
:27:38
How could things be any worse?
:27:51
Fallen one, I am Satan.
:27:54
I am your god now.
:27:59
There is no escape.