South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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:27:00
All the Baldwins are dead?
:27:02
It's time for us to send
a message to Canadians.

:27:05
In two days, the war criminals,
Terrance and Phillip...

:27:08
... will be executed.
:27:11
They're gonna kill them?
:27:12
And now I'd like to bring up my newly
appointed Secretary of Offense...

:27:16
... Ms. Sheila Broflovski.
:27:18
Holy shit, dude!
:27:19
My fellow Americans...
:27:21
... our neighbor to the north
has abused us for the last time!

:27:25
- I have a plan...
- Canadians want to fight us...

:27:27
... because we won't tolerate
their potty-mouths.

:27:30
If it is war they want...
:27:32
... then war they shall have!
:27:37
Dude, this is fucking weak.
:27:38
How could things be any worse?
:27:51
Fallen one, I am Satan.
:27:54
I am your god now.
:27:59
There is no escape.
:28:05
Now feel the delightful pain.
:28:08
Hey, Satan.
:28:10
Did you hear the news?
A war just broke out up on Earth.

:28:13
Meet Saddam Hussein,
my new partner in evil.

:28:17
You're hogging all the fun.
:28:20
Man, this is getting me so hot!
:28:23
Would you let me do my job?
:28:25
Rub my nipples while I torture
this little piggy.

:28:28
Could I talk to you over here?
:28:32
I don't see why you have to belittle me
in front of people like that.

:28:36
Relax, guy.
:28:37
Sometimes, I think you don't have
any respect for me.

:28:40
Come here, guy.
:28:43
Who's my cream puff?
:28:45
- I am.
- That's my baby.

:28:51
I don't wanna be at war.
:28:52
You think they'll kill
Terrance and Phillip?

:28:54
Kyle, stop being a chicken shit
and stand up to your mother.

:28:57
Smack her and say, "That's enough
of your shit, you bitch!"


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