:30:01
I'm warning you!
:30:04
I'm sick of him calling my mom a...
:30:06
Kyle's mom's a witch
The biggest bitch in the world
:30:09
She's a stupid bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
:30:13
Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!
:30:15
Monday and Tuesday she's a bitch
Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
:30:18
On Sunday just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha bitch
:30:22
Come on, you all know the words.
:30:24
Have you met Kyle's mom
:30:25
She's the biggest bitch
In the world
:30:27
She's a mean old bitch
And she has stupid hair
:30:29
She's a bitch bitch bitch
:30:31
She's a stupid bitch
:30:33
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's just a dirty bitch
:30:36
Talk to kids around the world
It might go something like this
:30:50
Have you met Kyle's mom
:30:51
She's the biggest bitch
In the world
:30:53
She's a mean old bitch
And she has stupid hair
:30:55
She's a bitch bitch bitch
:30:57
She's a stupid bitch
:30:59
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's just a dirty bitch
:31:02
I really mean it
Kyle's mom
:31:05
She's a big fat fucking bitch
:31:10
Big old fat fucking bitch
Kyle's mom
:31:18
What?
:31:21
Oh, fuck.
:31:23
Everyone, settle down.
:31:25
As we continue to send troops
into Canada...
:31:28
...M.A.C. is also fighting the war
against potty-mouths here at home.
:31:31
Here to present the V-chip
is Dr. Vosknocker.
:31:38
The machinery of the V-chip
is very simple.
:31:40
It is placed under the child's skin...
:31:42
...emitting a small shock of electricity
whenever an obscenity is uttered.
:31:46
Wait a minute. This chip somehow knows
if the child is swearing?
:31:50
It's like a lie detector.
:31:51
Certain things happen to you
when you swear, just like when you lie.
:31:54
The chip picks up on this and gives
the subject a little prick.
:31:57
Patient B-5, would you
step out here, please?