:31:02
I really mean it
Kyle's mom
:31:05
She's a big fat fucking bitch
:31:10
Big old fat fucking bitch
Kyle's mom
:31:18
What?
:31:21
Oh, fuck.
:31:23
Everyone, settle down.
:31:25
As we continue to send troops
into Canada...
:31:28
...M.A.C. is also fighting the war
against potty-mouths here at home.
:31:31
Here to present the V-chip
is Dr. Vosknocker.
:31:38
The machinery of the V-chip
is very simple.
:31:40
It is placed under the child's skin...
:31:42
...emitting a small shock of electricity
whenever an obscenity is uttered.
:31:46
Wait a minute. This chip somehow knows
if the child is swearing?
:31:50
It's like a lie detector.
:31:51
Certain things happen to you
when you swear, just like when you lie.
:31:54
The chip picks up on this and gives
the subject a little prick.
:31:57
Patient B-5, would you
step out here, please?
:32:00
Patient B-5 here has been fitted
with the new V-chip.
:32:04
My head hurts.
:32:05
Don't worry about that.
Now, I want you to say "doggy".
:32:09
Doggy.
:32:10
Notice that nothing happens.
:32:12
- Now say "Montana".
- Montana.
:32:14
Good.
:32:15
Now, "pillow".
:32:17
Pillow.
:32:18
All right. Now I want you to say
"horse-fucker".
:32:22
Go ahead, Eric. It's all right.
:32:24
Horse-fuck...
:32:27
That hurt, goddamn...
:32:29
Fuck!
:32:30
Now I'd like you to say
"big, floppy donkey dick".
:32:33
Success!
The child doesn't want to swear!
:32:36
This isn't fair, you sons of bitches!
:32:38
We will start putting V-chips
in all our children next week!
:32:45
Snacky Smores presents:
The March of War.
:32:49
Let's hear it for our boys.
:32:50
Clinton has called them
to fight the evil Canadians.
:32:54
A full-scale attack was launched
on Toronto...
:32:56
... after the Canadians' last bombing,
which devastated the Arquettes.