:32:00
Patient B-5 here has been fitted
with the new V-chip.
:32:04
My head hurts.
:32:05
Don't worry about that.
Now, I want you to say "doggy".
:32:09
Doggy.
:32:10
Notice that nothing happens.
:32:12
- Now say "Montana".
- Montana.
:32:14
Good.
:32:15
Now, "pillow".
:32:17
Pillow.
:32:18
All right. Now I want you to say
"horse-fucker".
:32:22
Go ahead, Eric. It's all right.
:32:24
Horse-fuck...
:32:27
That hurt, goddamn...
:32:29
Fuck!
:32:30
Now I'd like you to say
"big, floppy donkey dick".
:32:33
Success!
The child doesn't want to swear!
:32:36
This isn't fair, you sons of bitches!
:32:38
We will start putting V-chips
in all our children next week!
:32:45
Snacky Smores presents:
The March of War.
:32:49
Let's hear it for our boys.
:32:50
Clinton has called them
to fight the evil Canadians.
:32:54
A full-scale attack was launched
on Toronto...
:32:56
... after the Canadians' last bombing,
which devastated the Arquettes.
:33:00
For security measures,
our great government is rounding up...
:33:03
... all citizens with Canadian blood
and putting them into camps.
:33:06
Canadian-Americans are to report
to one of these death camps right away.
:33:10
Did I say "death camps"?
:33:11
I meant happy camps,
where you will eat the finest meals...
:33:14
... have access to fabulous doctors
and exercise regularly.
:33:16
Meanwhile, war criminals Terrance
and Phillip are prepped for execution.
:33:20
Their execution will take place...
:33:22
... during a fabulous USO show,
with guest celebrities, including...
:33:25
... Big Gay Al and Winona Ryder.
:33:28
Of course, the only way to see the
USO show is to sign up for the Army!
:33:32
So join the Army and kill
some Canadian scum as we continue...
:33:35
... the march of war.
Eat Snacky Smores.
:33:42
We must rid ourselves
of anything Canadian.
:33:47
Don't you like
Terrance and Phillip anymore?
:33:49
Course not! Mommy says I hate Canadians
because they made me have a dirty mouth.
:33:53
Burn it all!
:33:55
- Hey, dudes.
- What's the matter, Cartman?
:33:57
It's this V-chip. I hate it.
I can't say any dirty words.