:33:00
For security measures,
our great government is rounding up...
:33:03
... all citizens with Canadian blood
and putting them into camps.
:33:06
Canadian-Americans are to report
to one of these death camps right away.
:33:10
Did I say "death camps"?
:33:11
I meant happy camps,
where you will eat the finest meals...
:33:14
... have access to fabulous doctors
and exercise regularly.
:33:16
Meanwhile, war criminals Terrance
and Phillip are prepped for execution.
:33:20
Their execution will take place...
:33:22
... during a fabulous USO show,
with guest celebrities, including...
:33:25
... Big Gay Al and Winona Ryder.
:33:28
Of course, the only way to see the
USO show is to sign up for the Army!
:33:32
So join the Army and kill
some Canadian scum as we continue...
:33:35
... the march of war.
Eat Snacky Smores.
:33:42
We must rid ourselves
of anything Canadian.
:33:47
Don't you like
Terrance and Phillip anymore?
:33:49
Course not! Mommy says I hate Canadians
because they made me have a dirty mouth.
:33:53
Burn it all!
:33:55
- Hey, dudes.
- What's the matter, Cartman?
:33:57
It's this V-chip. I hate it.
I can't say any dirty words.
:34:01
- So you can't say "fuck"?
- No.
:34:03
- And you can't say "shit"?
- No.
:34:05
You can't say, "I'm Cartman,
the fattest piece of shit in the world"?
:34:08
- Fuck you!
- Dude. Sweet!
:34:10
This has gone far enough.
It's time we talked to our moms.
:34:13
We're supposed to be grounded.
:34:14
Come on, it's time for us
to get political.
:34:17
Canada will no longer corrupt
our children!
:34:20
Mom, can I talk to you?
:34:21
Kyle, what are you doing here?
You are grounded.
:34:24
Get back to the house
and stay there!
:34:27
You too, Stanley.
:34:28
You're going too far.
You can't kill Terrance and Phillip.
:34:31
We must fight for
our children's futures!
:34:33
- You started a war. You have to stop it.
- To make them safe again!
:34:37
Our children are precious.
:34:40
We must make a stand now!
Stop at nothing!
:34:44
I told you she wouldn't listen.
:34:46
We'll have to save
Terrance and Phillip ourselves.
:34:48
- What?
- Think about it.
:34:49
What would Brian Boitano do?
:34:51
He'd rescue Terrance and Phillip
before they're executed.
:34:53
We can't do anything.
Our moms' organization is too strong.
:34:56
We'll round up all the grounded kids
and start our own organization.
:34:59
An organization to help save
Terrance and Phillip.