South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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:34:01
- So you can't say "fuck"?
- No.

:34:03
- And you can't say "shit"?
- No.

:34:05
You can't say, "I'm Cartman,
the fattest piece of shit in the world"?

:34:08
- Fuck you!
- Dude. Sweet!

:34:10
This has gone far enough.
It's time we talked to our moms.

:34:13
We're supposed to be grounded.
:34:14
Come on, it's time for us
to get political.

:34:17
Canada will no longer corrupt
our children!

:34:20
Mom, can I talk to you?
:34:21
Kyle, what are you doing here?
You are grounded.

:34:24
Get back to the house
and stay there!

:34:27
You too, Stanley.
:34:28
You're going too far.
You can't kill Terrance and Phillip.

:34:31
We must fight for
our children's futures!

:34:33
- You started a war. You have to stop it.
- To make them safe again!

:34:37
Our children are precious.
:34:40
We must make a stand now!
Stop at nothing!

:34:44
I told you she wouldn't listen.
:34:46
We'll have to save
Terrance and Phillip ourselves.

:34:48
- What?
- Think about it.

:34:49
What would Brian Boitano do?
:34:51
He'd rescue Terrance and Phillip
before they're executed.

:34:53
We can't do anything.
Our moms' organization is too strong.

:34:56
We'll round up all the grounded kids
and start our own organization.

:34:59
An organization to help save
Terrance and Phillip.

:35:01
Yeah, our own secret club.
:35:03
- I guess that could work.
- We have to try.

:35:06
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now

:35:09
He'd make a plan and follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do

:35:12
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold

:35:16
He did two salchows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blindfold

:35:19
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears

:35:22
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair

:35:25
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today

:35:28
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do

:35:32
I want this V-chip out of me
:35:35
It has stunted my vocabulary
:35:38
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone

:35:42
For Wendy, I'll be an activist
That's what Brian Boitano'd do

:35:45
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
He'd call the kids in town

:35:48
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano'd do

:35:52
Someone say my name?
:35:54
- Who are you?
- I'm Brian Dennehy.

:35:56
What? No, not fucking Brian Dennehy!
:35:58
Get the fuck out of here.

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