:35:01
Yeah, our own secret club.
:35:03
- I guess that could work.
- We have to try.
:35:06
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now
:35:09
He'd make a plan and follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
:35:12
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
:35:16
He did two salchows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blindfold
:35:19
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
:35:22
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
:35:25
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today
:35:28
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
:35:32
I want this V-chip out of me
:35:35
It has stunted my vocabulary
:35:38
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
:35:42
For Wendy, I'll be an activist
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
:35:45
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
He'd call the kids in town
:35:48
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
:35:52
Someone say my name?
:35:54
- Who are you?
- I'm Brian Dennehy.
:35:56
What? No, not fucking Brian Dennehy!
:35:58
Get the fuck out of here.
:36:01
When Brian Boitano traveled through time
To the year 3010
:36:05
He fought the evil robot king
To save the human race again
:36:08
When he built the pyramids
He beat up Kublai Khan
:36:11
Because Brian Boitano
Doesn't take shit from anybody
:36:17
So let's all stick together
And unite to stop our moms
:36:19
We'll save Terrance and Phillip too
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
:36:23
We'll save Terrance and Phillip too
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
:36:28
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
:36:34
Hey, relax, guy.
:36:36
There's nothing on.
:36:38
You get cranky when you're tired.
:36:40
I'm not cranky.
:36:41
What started as a spat between the U.S.
and Canada is turning into WWIII.
:36:46
World War III?!
:36:47
Terrance and Phillip will be put
to death for crimes...
:36:52
It has come to be.
The Four Horsemen are drawing nigh.
:36:56
The time of prophecy is upon us.
:36:58
I love when you get biblical.
You know exactly how to turn my crank.