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When Brian Boitano traveled through time
To the year 3010
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He fought the evil robot king
To save the human race again
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When he built the pyramids
He beat up Kublai Khan
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Because Brian Boitano
Doesn't take shit from anybody
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So let's all stick together
And unite to stop our moms
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We'll save Terrance and Phillip too
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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We'll save Terrance and Phillip too
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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Hey, relax, guy.
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There's nothing on.
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You get cranky when you're tired.
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I'm not cranky.
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What started as a spat between the U.S.
and Canada is turning into WWIII.
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World War III?!
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Terrance and Phillip will be put
to death for crimes...
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It has come to be.
The Four Horsemen are drawing nigh.
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The time of prophecy is upon us.
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I love when you get biblical.
You know exactly how to turn my crank.
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No, I'm being serious.
It is the seventh sign.
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What?
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Behold...
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...the first signs of my reign
have all come true:
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The fall of an empire,
the coming of a comet...
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...and now, when the blood of
these Canadians touches American soil...
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...it will be our time to rise.
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Yeah, man, I'm getting so hot!
Let's fuck!
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Do you always think about sex?
I'm talking about important stuff here.
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I'm just excited about taking over
the world! Come on!
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Is sex the only thing
that matters to you?
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I love you.
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I want to believe that.
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What do you say we shut off
that light and get close?
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You like that, don't you, bitch?
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We can use my dad's computer to call
the kids together.
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Before we put a message out,
do a search on "clitoris".
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"Found: Eight million pages
with the word 'clitoris'."