:53:00
Yes I can change, I can change
:53:02
I know I've been
A dirty little bastard
:53:05
I like to kill, I like to maim
I'm insane, but it's okay
:53:07
'Cause I can change
:53:10
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
:53:13
It's society, society
:53:16
You see my parents
Were sometimes abusive
:53:18
And it made a prick of me
:53:21
But I can change, I can change
:53:23
What if you remain
A sandy little butthole
:53:25
Don't be such a twit
Mother Teresa won't have shit on me
:53:29
Just watch me change
Here I go. I'm changing!
:53:55
You see, I've really matured.
:53:56
All right.
:53:59
Come on, we have to hurry.
:54:01
I love you.
:54:05
Ladies and gentlemen
of the American Army...
:54:08
... welcome to the USO show.
:54:11
Get ready for loads of entertainment
and fabulous celebrities...
:54:14
... followed immediately by
the execution of Terrance and Phillip.
:54:23
This is where those military bitches
intend to kill Terrance and Phillip.
:54:26
Oh, my God!
:54:27
God? He is the biggest bitch
of them all.
:54:30
Hurry. We rendezvous
with the other kids at 10.
:54:34
You realize we could be grounded
for two, even three weeks.
:54:37
- We're willing to take that risk.
- Let's go.
:54:39
And now, here are your hosts
for the evening, Sheila Broflovski...
:54:43
... and Big Gay Al.
:54:47
Al, tonight is a very special night.
Do you know why?
:54:50
They're having a sale at Merv's?
:54:53
No. Because we're going
to abolish Canadian smut.
:54:57
That's right, Sheila.
Bring out the condemned.