:56:02
Stop thinking with your dick!
:56:04
Be on your toes, because I won't
be grounded again!
:56:06
Not for you! Not for anybody!
:56:08
Men, when you're out there
in the battlefield...
:56:11
...and you're looking into
the beady eyes of a Canadian...
:56:14
...as he charges you with
his hockey stick or whatever he has...
:56:16
...and people are dying all around you,
just remember what the MPAA says:
:56:21
"Deplorable violence is okay as long as
people don't say any naughty words."
:56:26
That is what this war is all about.
:56:31
What?
:56:34
Shit!
:56:37
Move, move.
:56:40
We will split up here.
Let's synchronize watches.
:56:43
- We don't have watches.
- You don't?
:56:45
- You didn't say anything about watches.
- What do you think this is?
:56:47
TV kiddie hour where we sit around
and lick Barney the Dinosaur's pussy?
:56:51
This is real life, with consequences
you take to the grave.
:56:53
- We don't have watches.
- Shit!
:56:55
- Did you bring the mirror?
- Got it.
:56:56
- And the rope?
- Check.
:56:57
- And the buttfor?
- What's a "buttfor"?
:56:59
For pooping, silly.
:57:03
I'll dig under the stage. With
that bedrock, I'll need more time.
:57:07
Stan and Kyle, stall the show
anyway you can.
:57:09
Keep that show going
until I get the prisoners.
:57:12
Cartman, over there is
the electrical box.
:57:14
Shut it off before I return
with Terrance and Phillip...
:57:17
...or the alarm will sound
and I'll be attacked by dogs.
:57:20
Got it?
:57:21
You must shut off the alarms.
I fucking hate guard dogs!
:57:23
I heard you,
you British piece of shit.
:57:26
If anything goes wrong, make a sound
like a dying giraffe.
:57:28
What's a dying giraffe sound like?
:57:34
- Let's go.
- Be careful, dude.
:57:36
Was my mother careful when she
stabbed me in the heart...
:57:39
...with a clothes hanger,
while I was still in the womb?
:57:45
Damn, that kid is fucked up.
:57:47
How are those chairs coming?
:57:49
Al, we're minutes away.
:57:51
Super. Here is pint-sized pixie
and darling of the indie movie scene...
:57:56
...Winona Ryder!
:57:59
Hi, guys.