South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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:57:03
I'll dig under the stage. With
that bedrock, I'll need more time.

:57:07
Stan and Kyle, stall the show
anyway you can.

:57:09
Keep that show going
until I get the prisoners.

:57:12
Cartman, over there is
the electrical box.

:57:14
Shut it off before I return
with Terrance and Phillip...

:57:17
...or the alarm will sound
and I'll be attacked by dogs.

:57:20
Got it?
:57:21
You must shut off the alarms.
I fucking hate guard dogs!

:57:23
I heard you,
you British piece of shit.

:57:26
If anything goes wrong, make a sound
like a dying giraffe.

:57:28
What's a dying giraffe sound like?
:57:34
- Let's go.
- Be careful, dude.

:57:36
Was my mother careful when she
stabbed me in the heart...

:57:39
...with a clothes hanger,
while I was still in the womb?

:57:45
Damn, that kid is fucked up.
:57:47
How are those chairs coming?
:57:49
Al, we're minutes away.
:57:51
Super. Here is pint-sized pixie
and darling of the indie movie scene...

:57:56
...Winona Ryder!
:57:59
Hi, guys.
:58:01
I'm super-psyched to be here today.
:58:03
What you're doing for our country
is so cool.

:58:06
I mean war, man. Wow, war.
:58:10
You know? Wow.
:58:12
Okay, and now for your enjoyment,
here's my famous Ping-Pong ball trick.

:58:25
Oh, my!
:58:26
"Shut off the power, Cartman."
:58:28
"This is very important, Cartman."
:58:30
- Did you hear what Winona Ryder's doing?
- We can't miss this.

:58:37
There. I didn't miss one.
That's my Ping-Pong ball trick!

:58:45
That's all the acts we have
for tonight...

:58:48
...so let's just get on with
the execution!

:58:51
- No, we have to stall him.
- More! More!

:58:53
Yeah! More!
:58:55
You big sillies.
You want to see more of me?

:58:58
Yeah! Big Gay Al! Big Gay Al!

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