South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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1:05:00
I see you failed. I should not
have sent a boy to do a man's job.

1:05:04
Come on!
We've got precious little time!

1:05:10
Die, Canadian, m'kay?
1:05:16
Did you hear that?
I farted.

1:05:17
You did? Just now?
1:05:20
- Terrance and Phillip!
- Let's get to the rendezvous point!

1:05:23
It's Mr. Garrison.
1:05:25
Children, take Mr. Hat.
Please get him out of here.

1:05:30
Holy shit!
This V-chip is getting all screwy.

1:05:34
Take cover in the trench!
1:05:36
Human Shield up front, then
Operation Get-Behind-the-Darkies.

1:05:40
Remember, Human Shield,
protect our tanks and planes too.

1:05:48
Holy mother of Jehoshaphat!
1:05:49
Fire on my command.
1:05:50
All right, squad, just like I told you.
1:05:54
One... two...
1:05:56
Do some people gonna die?
1:05:58
- Fire!
...three!

1:06:00
What in the...
1:06:02
Great plan, Chef.
1:06:04
Operation Human Shield, my ass!
1:06:08
My God, this is terrible.
1:06:10
This is what we wanted!
1:06:12
We wanted our children to be
brought up in a smut-free environment!

1:06:16
But we didn't want this.
1:06:19
Where are you going?
1:06:20
We're going to find our boys.
1:06:22
For God's sake, Sheila, we're
going to get them killed!

1:06:31
All those times I said
you were a big dumb Jew?

1:06:34
I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
1:06:37
Yes, I am! I am a Jew, Cartman!
1:06:39
Don't be so hard on yourself.
1:06:42
Why am I still holding this?
1:06:44
Mr. Hat! No!
1:06:46
Fuck this. I'm getting out
before I get in trouble.

1:06:49
I heard that.
1:06:51
I found the clitoris.
Now I can get Wendy to like me again.

1:06:54
Swell, Stan.
1:06:55
I guess all's well that ends well.
We can go home now. Dipshit.

1:06:59
What's wrong?

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