South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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1:06:00
What in the...
1:06:02
Great plan, Chef.
1:06:04
Operation Human Shield, my ass!
1:06:08
My God, this is terrible.
1:06:10
This is what we wanted!
1:06:12
We wanted our children to be
brought up in a smut-free environment!

1:06:16
But we didn't want this.
1:06:19
Where are you going?
1:06:20
We're going to find our boys.
1:06:22
For God's sake, Sheila, we're
going to get them killed!

1:06:31
All those times I said
you were a big dumb Jew?

1:06:34
I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
1:06:37
Yes, I am! I am a Jew, Cartman!
1:06:39
Don't be so hard on yourself.
1:06:42
Why am I still holding this?
1:06:44
Mr. Hat! No!
1:06:46
Fuck this. I'm getting out
before I get in trouble.

1:06:49
I heard that.
1:06:51
I found the clitoris.
Now I can get Wendy to like me again.

1:06:54
Swell, Stan.
1:06:55
I guess all's well that ends well.
We can go home now. Dipshit.

1:06:59
What's wrong?
1:07:00
We can't let Terrance and Phillip die,
or the whole world will end.

1:07:05
Terrance, look!
1:07:07
There they are!
1:07:08
Phillip, we're done for!
1:07:09
All right, men! Fire!
1:07:12
Goodbye, Terrance.
1:07:18
What is this?
1:07:19
Don't shoot!
1:07:20
I'll take care of this.
Kids, get out of the way now!

1:07:30
I'm not going to let you kill them, Mom!
1:07:32
What, what, what?
1:07:33
I'm not moving!
1:07:37
Stand down. You can still see
fart jokes on Nickelodeon.

1:07:40
No! This is about
more than fart jokes!

1:07:43
This is about freedom of speech,
about censorship...

1:07:45
...and stuff.
1:07:47
What about Ike? Did you forget
your adopted son is Canadian?

1:07:53
I'm doing very important things.
1:07:56
But you never took the time
to talk to me.

1:07:58
Whenever I get in trouble,
you blame everybody else.


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