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[ Growls ]
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[ Squealing ]
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My mom and dad died in this horrible
accident when I was a baby,
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so my grandmother took care of me.
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And my grandmother
was in an accident too.
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Actually, most of my family
had gotten hurt at some point.
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- We're sort of accident-prone.
- [ Groans ]
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I'm off.
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Now, my grandmother used to
always say that when I grow up,
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I should become a business woman.
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But I didn't really
think about business,
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mostly because I couldn't stop
thinking about the one thing...
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that I wanted more
than anything in the world.
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A kiss. A big Hollywood
fireworks type of kiss.
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So each night before I went to bed,
I would pray for God to help me.
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And please, God,
send me someone to make out with...
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and tongue kiss like this.
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[ Slurping ]
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Then one day
while me and my grandmother...
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were watching some old movie,
it hit me.
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There was only one way
I'd ever get what I wanted.
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I would have to become
exactly like those people l saw...
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getting kissed in the movies.
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- I would have to become--
- A superstar.
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Ooh, ah.
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[ "Ave Maria" ]
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This is St. Monica's.
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It was the first place
I really thought l had a chance...
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of making my dream come true.
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[Reciting
The Lord's Prayer]
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[ Whispering ]
Superstar !
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- Amen.
- Shh.
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-[Singing Continues]
- Sorry.