:03:00
-What kind of pet, kid?
-A squirrel.
:03:02
He's friendly.
:03:03
I'm telling the truth, dang it!
It came from outer space. l saw it.
:03:07
:03:08
And it was headed toward land.
:03:10
I called the government
in Washington about it.
:03:13
Maybe it was a Sputnik
or an invader from Mars.
:03:16
That's what it is.
:03:18
It's an invader from Mars!
:03:20
A spaceship of some kind.
An unidentified flying object.
:03:23
Unidentified? Knowing you, Earl,
I'd say it was either whiskey or beer.
:03:27
:03:33
I saw it too.
:03:34
:03:37
I rest my case.
:03:38
:03:42
I believe you.
:03:44
What if it is Sputnik?
:03:45
:03:46
Or a flying saucer...
:03:47
...from Mars?
:03:49
I bet we could find it.
:03:50
:03:51
Sorry, kid.
I didn't really see anything.
:03:53
If we don't stick up
for the kooks, who will?
:03:56
Is my son bothering you, sir?
:03:58
:04:01
No! Call me Dean.
:04:04
:04:05
Hogarth, you were going
to get your pet, honey?
:04:07
I will, Mom.
:04:08
-Right after l finish talking with--
-Dean.
:04:11
:04:14
-Found your pet.
-Where?
:04:16
Squirrel's up my pants, Hogarth.
I'm trying not to wig out here.
:04:20
Don't wig out.
:04:21
Okay. He's heading north now.
:04:23
:04:24
I'm sorry, kid. l'd like to apologize
to everyone in advance for this.
:04:29
:04:39
Check, please.
:04:40
:04:41
It's a rat!
:04:42
:04:48
Hello, this is Hogarth Hughes
speaking. Who's calling?
:04:51
I'm really sorry, but--
:04:52
:04:53
Thank you.
:04:54
I need to work late tonight.
There's chicken in the icebox.
:04:57
You can have that and carrots--
:04:59