The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:05:01
He must make the perfect greeting
if he wishes to be fruitful.

:05:08
If you're not a professional dancer,
you should be.

:05:12
What?
:05:15
If you're not a professional dancer,
you should be!

:05:19
What?
:05:21
- I think you're a great dancer!
- What?

:05:43
But his introduction was flawed.
:05:45
There will be no fruit
for the male this evening.

:05:50
The female, for her part...
:05:52
uses her time
in the sacred meeting ground...

:05:54
fending off the advances
of all but the right males.

:05:58
- This one lacks intellect.
- Bye.

:06:06
This one lacks
a warrior's spirit.

:06:09
He would be devoured
on the first hunt, she feels...

:06:11
Leaving her to raise her cubs
by herself.

:06:13
Nice meeting you. Bye.
:06:17
- You're very sweet. Thanks. Bye.
- This one just smells funny.

:06:25
But like the childhood story
of Goldilocks and the three...

:06:30
- Hey. Remember me?
- this one is just right.

:06:34
Look, I'm sorry. I just wanted to
say you're a good dancer.

:06:37
I wasn't being crude.
I'm just a bad mime.

:06:41
A guy apologizing.
:06:44
Now that's the way
to start a relationship.

:06:47
Jenny Smith.
:06:48
The male and female
rub their paws together.

:06:51
The female studies the male...
:06:56
as he, in turn, studies her.
:06:59
- Channel.
- Shampoo.


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