The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:06:06
This one lacks
a warrior's spirit.

:06:09
He would be devoured
on the first hunt, she feels...

:06:11
Leaving her to raise her cubs
by herself.

:06:13
Nice meeting you. Bye.
:06:17
- You're very sweet. Thanks. Bye.
- This one just smells funny.

:06:25
But like the childhood story
of Goldilocks and the three...

:06:30
- Hey. Remember me?
- this one is just right.

:06:34
Look, I'm sorry. I just wanted to
say you're a good dancer.

:06:37
I wasn't being crude.
I'm just a bad mime.

:06:41
A guy apologizing.
:06:44
Now that's the way
to start a relationship.

:06:47
Jenny Smith.
:06:48
The male and female
rub their paws together.

:06:51
The female studies the male...
:06:56
as he, in turn, studies her.
:06:59
- Channel.
- Shampoo.

:07:02
Well, it's nice.
It suits you.

:07:07
- Brut.
- Channel.

:07:10
Do you often wear
women's perfume?

:07:13
Yeah. It's my way of showing
how I understand women.

:07:16
I'm going for that sensitive,
'80s-guy kind of thing.

:07:17
- Does it work?
- No. Not since the '80s.

:07:20
But, oh, man,
in kindergarten I was hot stuff.

:07:23
The female exhales rapidly...
:07:25
to show that her lungs are strong
and she can bear many children.

:07:28
The male exhales rapidly
as well...

:07:31
to show that he has endurance
and can impregnate her many times over.

:07:36
She lets him know
that she is pleased...

:07:38
for that is what she
is looking for in a mate.

:07:40
He is pleased because all his blood
has rushed to his loins...

:07:42
and he doesn't know any better.
- Look, I want to keep talking to you...

:07:45
but I, you know, I was on my way
to use the facilities.

:07:51
All right.
Have a nice life.

:07:53
Wait. I'm just going
to the bathroom.

:07:55
Yeah, right. Like I haven't used
that one a gazillion times.

:07:58
Come on. You think that I'm
blowing you off? Are you nuts?


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