The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:07:02
Well, it's nice.
It suits you.

:07:07
- Brut.
- Channel.

:07:10
Do you often wear
women's perfume?

:07:13
Yeah. It's my way of showing
how I understand women.

:07:16
I'm going for that sensitive,
'80s-guy kind of thing.

:07:17
- Does it work?
- No. Not since the '80s.

:07:20
But, oh, man,
in kindergarten I was hot stuff.

:07:23
The female exhales rapidly...
:07:25
to show that her lungs are strong
and she can bear many children.

:07:28
The male exhales rapidly
as well...

:07:31
to show that he has endurance
and can impregnate her many times over.

:07:36
She lets him know
that she is pleased...

:07:38
for that is what she
is looking for in a mate.

:07:40
He is pleased because all his blood
has rushed to his loins...

:07:42
and he doesn't know any better.
- Look, I want to keep talking to you...

:07:45
but I, you know, I was on my way
to use the facilities.

:07:51
All right.
Have a nice life.

:07:53
Wait. I'm just going
to the bathroom.

:07:55
Yeah, right. Like I haven't used
that one a gazillion times.

:07:58
Come on. You think that I'm
blowing you off? Are you nuts?

:08:01
That's a really nice way
of putting it, but still...

:08:03
Okay, I'll tell you what.
I'll hold it in.

:08:05
- Really?
-Yeah.

:08:07
That's so sweet.
:08:19
- You're screwing with me, right?
- Yeah.

:08:21
Okay.
:08:24
The female is pleased.
:08:26
The young male has great potential
for fatherhood, she feels.

:08:29
He'll provide well
for her cubs...

:08:31
and stick around long after
she is fat and bloated.

:08:36
She consumes fermented grain
to celebrate her good fortune.

:08:42
- See? I came back.
- Groovy. Let's dance.

:08:45
Oh. I don't know if
that's such a good idea.

:08:48
- You don't dance?
- No, I do, but like a white guy.

:08:52
I don't know if you're
impressed enough with me yet.

:08:55
Risk it.

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