:13:00
- Come on. I don't play those games.
- Don't do it, man.
:13:04
- She'll think you want her.
- I do want her.
:13:06
I know, but if she thinks that,
she'll find somebody else.
:13:10
Someone who doesn't want her?
:13:12
- Someone cool.
- Oh, but I'm not cool.
:13:15
Exactly. That's why you got to wait
a few days before you call her.
:13:17
And when you do ask her out, act like
you're doing her a favor, you know?
:13:21
Like you don't give a damn
if she says yes or no...
:13:23
'cause you got all these other
chickadees waiting for you.
:13:25
- And that'll impress her?
- Right into the sack.
:13:30
Please do not adjust
your universal translator.
:13:32
We are not experiencing
technical difficulties.
:13:35
This is a human thing.
It makes no sense to us either.
:13:40
Heed my words, Grasshopper.
:13:43
Be patient.
Be a champion.
:13:45
You know, Jimmy,
it occurs to me...
:13:47
that I haven't seen you with a woman
in about three years.
:13:50
Right. That's because I always
phone them the very next morning.
:14:07
The great hunting
and gathering ground.
:14:12
Check this out.
:14:14
The female finds an animal skin
To shelter her from the cold.
:14:18
- Way too obvious.
- Yeah.
:14:20
The pack feels it will not keep her
warm enough in the harsh winters.
:14:26
The female's task in this initial part
Of the mating dance...
:14:29
is to wait for the male
to contact her.
:14:31
This causes some anxiety, but she is
confident in the wisdom of nature.
:14:36
- What do you see in him, anyway?
- He seems like a nice guy.
:14:38
He's an accountant,
for God's sake.
:14:40
Yeah, he's cute, but what are you
gonna do with an accountant?
:14:46
I think you should call Mike
and beg him to take you back.
:14:49
Yeah, Mike was gorgeous.
:14:51
- And I'm not telling you again.
- There's sure no denying that.
:14:55
And before him, remember Ed?
No one was cooler than Ed.