The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:14:07
The great hunting
and gathering ground.

:14:12
Check this out.
:14:14
The female finds an animal skin
To shelter her from the cold.

:14:18
- Way too obvious.
- Yeah.

:14:20
The pack feels it will not keep her
warm enough in the harsh winters.

:14:26
The female's task in this initial part
Of the mating dance...

:14:29
is to wait for the male
to contact her.

:14:31
This causes some anxiety, but she is
confident in the wisdom of nature.

:14:36
- What do you see in him, anyway?
- He seems like a nice guy.

:14:38
He's an accountant,
for God's sake.

:14:40
Yeah, he's cute, but what are you
gonna do with an accountant?

:14:46
I think you should call Mike
and beg him to take you back.

:14:49
Yeah, Mike was gorgeous.
:14:51
- And I'm not telling you again.
- There's sure no denying that.

:14:55
And before him, remember Ed?
No one was cooler than Ed.

:15:00
I don't need cool.
:15:02
And Robert was like
the smartest guy I'd ever met.

:15:05
But he'd humiliate me every chance
he got. There's got to be better.

:15:09
I think it's time
for a nice guy.

:15:17
The male's sleeping hut.
:15:20
Fuck! Fuck!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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The male is now ready to mate.
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Fuck. How could I lose
her number?

:15:30
Billy, look
on the bright side, man.

:15:32
If she was that fine, she probably
Gave you a bogus number anyway.

:15:38
- I'll help you find it.
- The need for the female is harsh.

:15:41
The male's body
tenses with anxiety.

:15:44
A bodily liquid called "sweat"
is transferred through his pores.

:15:48
A foam called "saliva"
dribbles out of his mouth.

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This condition will not pass
until he has mated with his female.

:15:55
The best-looking girl that ever
talked to me, and I lose her number.

:15:58
- I blew it. I'm an asshole.
- All right, wait.


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