The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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The male will not forego
the mating ritual.

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The species must prevail.
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It will be very difficult for him,
but he will not give up.

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For the human male is among the horniest
Of creatures in the known universe.

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- Hi. May I speak with Jenny Smith?
- There's no Jenny Smith here.

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- Is this "J. Smith"?
- This is John Smith.

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Oh, never mind.
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Yeah, this might take a while.
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The male uses a rudimentary
communication device...

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to seek his mate.
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"Have you seen my female?"
he asks everyone.

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"She is mine.
You cannot have her”.

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- Hi. May I speak to a Jenny Smith?
- Yes, this is Jenny.

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Oh, Jenny, great.
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Did you meet a guy named Billy
at Cachet the other night?

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About five-ten, brown hair,
nice smile?

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Mmm. Do you like leather
Or chains?

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- What?
- I'd love to meet you.

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- Come on by.
- Maybe another time.

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Maybe another time.
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- Hello. Is this Jenny Smith?
- Yes, this is Jenny Smith.

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Hi. Are you about five-five,
110 pounds...

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brown hair,
really nice boobs?

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Hello?
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Hello. Is Jenny Smith
home, please?

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I didn't think so.
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Ring.
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Ring now.
Okay, in five seconds.

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Four, three, two, one.
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Ring.
Okay, that was zero.

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Ring now!
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Ring!
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- The female in heat.
- This is ridiculous. Ridiculous!

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Why would you even take my number
If you're not gonna call me?

:18:58
It's because I didn't
put out, isn't it?


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