The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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They lay upon one another...
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their bodies tense
and moistened.

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Unable to stand it any longer...
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the male reaches for a thin,
red square of tree bark.

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He bites into it
and produces its true fruit...

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a tubular form
of vulcanized vegetation.

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The male places the tubular vegetation
upon his seed shooter.

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Okay.
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He mounts the female.
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He uses friction
to release his seed.

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The mating ritual of the humans
Of Nocturis Five would end here.

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But the earthbound human...
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Like only six other creatures
in the known universe...

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uses artificial means
to delay procreation.

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For the vulcanized vegetation that
the male placed on his seed shooter...

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will prevent his seed from ever
reaching the female's egg.

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Like so...
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Wow.
Oh, I guess it's true.

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Nice guys really do
finish last.

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The male arrives
at his playground, contented.

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A sense of well-being
surrounds him.


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