The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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The mating ritual of the humans
Of Nocturis Five would end here.

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But the earthbound human...
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Like only six other creatures
in the known universe...

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uses artificial means
to delay procreation.

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For the vulcanized vegetation that
the male placed on his seed shooter...

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will prevent his seed from ever
reaching the female's egg.

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Like so...
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Wow.
Oh, I guess it's true.

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Nice guys really do
finish last.

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The male arrives
at his playground, contented.

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A sense of well-being
surrounds him.

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The female is contented as well.
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Jennifer, would you terribly mind
doing a little work today?

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I'm sorry.
It's just such a beautiful day.

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- What's going on?
- Nothing.

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- A gift from the male.
- Oh! He didn't!

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Raw vegetation
For the female to eat...

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so she may keep up
her strength for motherhood.

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He is so sweet.
I just can't believe how sweet he is.

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The female plans to eat
the vegetation at a later time.

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You slut.
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You've only been seeing
this man for a month...

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and you give it up
just like that?

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Stay out of this.
You're embarrassing her.

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I just don't want her
to develop a bad reputation.

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Who are you, her mother?
It's none of your business.

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The females of the pack
discuss the mating dance.


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