The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:42:13
He taught me a few things
when we dated.

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They retreat to the tranquility
Of the male's sleeping hut.

:42:27
Thank you.
:42:31
I don't get it.
You're beautiful.

:42:34
You're smart.
You can beat the crap out of people.

:42:38
You're the perfect woman.
What do you see in me?

:42:41
That you think
I'm the perfect woman.

:42:44
You knew you were gonna lose,
and you defended me anyway.

:42:48
You're incredible.
:42:58
I don't think I can.
It kind of hurts.

:43:01
You don't have to.
I will.

:43:07
The female attempts
To swallow the male's seed...

:43:11
for only through the sense of taste can
she know that his seed is healthy...

:43:14
and will produce
a strong child.

:43:20
Oh! God!
Oh, God!

:43:23
The male prays to his deity
to make his seed strong and healthy.

:43:32
- Where's the egg?
- It's a blow job again.

:43:34
- Oh, man!
- What do they expect us to do?

:43:37
- Where are we supposed to go?
- Aw, come on!

:43:39
- Where's the egg?
- This is bullshit.

:43:42
- Let's go back.
- What a waste.

:43:49
His seed is strong.
He passes her test.

:43:54
Thanks.
You're the best.

:43:57
Keep telling me that
and one day I might believe it.

:43:59
Oh, you should
believe it now.


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