The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:43:01
You don't have to.
I will.

:43:07
The female attempts
To swallow the male's seed...

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for only through the sense of taste can
she know that his seed is healthy...

:43:14
and will produce
a strong child.

:43:20
Oh! God!
Oh, God!

:43:23
The male prays to his deity
to make his seed strong and healthy.

:43:32
- Where's the egg?
- It's a blow job again.

:43:34
- Oh, man!
- What do they expect us to do?

:43:37
- Where are we supposed to go?
- Aw, come on!

:43:39
- Where's the egg?
- This is bullshit.

:43:42
- Let's go back.
- What a waste.

:43:49
His seed is strong.
He passes her test.

:43:54
Thanks.
You're the best.

:43:57
Keep telling me that
and one day I might believe it.

:43:59
Oh, you should
believe it now.

:44:04
Are you ready to take
this relationship to the next step?

:44:08
We just got to this step.
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I think you'll like it.
:44:15
Okay, sure.
If you think so.

:44:18
Yikes! An AIDS test?
You said I'd like this.

:44:19
Yikes! An AIDS test?
You said I'd like this.

:44:22
You're the one who's always
complaining that using a condom...

:44:24
is like taking a shower
in a raincoat.

:44:26
This way
I'll have my diaphragm...

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and we won't have
to worry about anything.

:44:30
- I wasn't worried until we got here.
- It's just a precaution.

:44:34
Besides, you said you haven't
been with that many women.

:44:37
Yeah, but they were all
sluts and drug addicts.

:44:39
Don't look at me
like that.

:44:41
Waterson, William?
:44:43
I don't want to be dying.
:44:45
They say you start dying
the moment you're born.

:44:47
Well, I want to stay dying
for another70 or 80 years.

:44:55
As true mating
grows ever nearer...

:44:57
the male seeks medical advice
from the large female.


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