The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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Are you ready to take
this relationship to the next step?

:44:08
We just got to this step.
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I think you'll like it.
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Okay, sure.
If you think so.

:44:18
Yikes! An AIDS test?
You said I'd like this.

:44:19
Yikes! An AIDS test?
You said I'd like this.

:44:22
You're the one who's always
complaining that using a condom...

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is like taking a shower
in a raincoat.

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This way
I'll have my diaphragm...

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and we won't have
to worry about anything.

:44:30
- I wasn't worried until we got here.
- It's just a precaution.

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Besides, you said you haven't
been with that many women.

:44:37
Yeah, but they were all
sluts and drug addicts.

:44:39
Don't look at me
like that.

:44:41
Waterson, William?
:44:43
I don't want to be dying.
:44:45
They say you start dying
the moment you're born.

:44:47
Well, I want to stay dying
for another70 or 80 years.

:44:55
As true mating
grows ever nearer...

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the male seeks medical advice
from the large female.

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Instead, she sticks him
with needles and sucks out his blood.

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"What a bitch”,
thinks the male.

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Not to be outdone
by her partner...

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the female puts herself
through the same ordeal.

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But she, too, thinks that
the large female is a big, fat bitch.

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The male worries.
If his blood is tainted...

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he will not be able
to propagate his species.

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He takes it upon himself
to contact the large female...

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making sure to keep
his concerns well hidden.

:45:37
The female shares
these concerns as well.

:45:40
She, too, decides
to contact the large female.

:45:51
Hi. This is Jenny Smith.
:45:54
I'm calling for the results
of my HIV test.


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