The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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Instead, she sticks him
with needles and sucks out his blood.

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"What a bitch”,
thinks the male.

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Not to be outdone
by her partner...

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the female puts herself
through the same ordeal.

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But she, too, thinks that
the large female is a big, fat bitch.

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The male worries.
If his blood is tainted...

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he will not be able
to propagate his species.

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He takes it upon himself
to contact the large female...

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making sure to keep
his concerns well hidden.

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The female shares
these concerns as well.

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She, too, decides
to contact the large female.

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Hi. This is Jenny Smith.
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I'm calling for the results
of my HIV test.

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Thank you!
Thank you very much.

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You're so nice. Bye.
Whoo!

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Oh. I see.
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Are you sure?
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All right. Thank you.
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The male tells the pack
the horrific news.

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His blood is unclean,
he has learned.

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He can mate no longer.
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No human cub will ever
Carry his genes.

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- What exactly did they say?
- What's there to say?

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They got the results.
It's negative.

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Negative?
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Negative. My whole life
is one big, fat negative.

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Jimmy, come on!
That's not funny!

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You yutz.
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Billy, negative means
you don't have it.

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No. Negative means...
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- Are you sure?
- I'm pretty sure.


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