The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:49:02
- You gonna be long?
-Just another minute or so.

:49:05
That can mean anything.
You know what,Jen?

:49:08
I feel pretty comfortable
with you. I think...

:49:11
Are you ready to take
this relationship to the next step?

:49:15
That's funny.
:49:17
I've been wanting to...
:49:22
The male takes the mating dance
to a higher, richer level.

:49:27
Got 'em.
Third row.

:49:29
On the floor. Lakers-Bulls.
You, me, tonight.

:49:33
Sorry, man, I can't.
Me and Jenny got a thing.

:49:37
No. No, no, no.
You have the thing.

:49:40
Don't go getting whipped
on me, buddy.

:49:42
I'm not whipped,
all right?

:49:44
It's just, I'm supposed
to meet her parents tonight.

:49:47
Whipped.
:49:49
The pack prepares themselves
For the male's departure.

:49:52
He will soon leave them
to start his new life with his mate.

:49:55
Hey, I'm not whipped,
all right?

:49:57
I've been stalling for three
weeks on this thing already...

:49:59
and it's important to her,
so I gotta do it.

:50:01
I'm not whipped.
I'm considerate.

:50:07
I've seen it a million times.
Pussy, pussy, whipped, whipped.

:50:10
I'm warning you, Jimmy.
I don't want to hear that word again.

:50:13
Okay, but which?
"Pussy”, or "whipped"? 'Cause I...

:50:16
Oh. Oh, we're pushing now?
:50:19
They embrace, sadly,
perhaps for the last time.

:50:31
The male meets the female's parents.
He is nervous.

:50:36
Without parental approval,
the female may choose another mate.

:50:40
I still think it's a little early
in our relationship for this.

:50:42
I told you not to worry.
Come on. What are you so worried about?

:50:46
- It's no big deal.
- I just don't do parents well.

:50:48
Relax.
They're good people.

:50:50
I'm sure they'll feel
the same about you as I do.

:50:52
Come on.
:50:55
Hi! We made it.
:50:59
- Mom, Dad, this is Billy.
- Hi. Nice...


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