The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:50:01
I'm not whipped.
I'm considerate.

:50:07
I've seen it a million times.
Pussy, pussy, whipped, whipped.

:50:10
I'm warning you, Jimmy.
I don't want to hear that word again.

:50:13
Okay, but which?
"Pussy”, or "whipped"? 'Cause I...

:50:16
Oh. Oh, we're pushing now?
:50:19
They embrace, sadly,
perhaps for the last time.

:50:31
The male meets the female's parents.
He is nervous.

:50:36
Without parental approval,
the female may choose another mate.

:50:40
I still think it's a little early
in our relationship for this.

:50:42
I told you not to worry.
Come on. What are you so worried about?

:50:46
- It's no big deal.
- I just don't do parents well.

:50:48
Relax.
They're good people.

:50:50
I'm sure they'll feel
the same about you as I do.

:50:52
Come on.
:50:55
Hi! We made it.
:50:59
- Mom, Dad, this is Billy.
- Hi. Nice...

:51:01
Eddie!
Your sister's here.

:51:04
Wanting everything to go perfectly,
the female assures the male...

:51:08
that her family is loving
and happy and normal.

:51:11
Humans call this
a white lie.

:51:16
Why do I smell gunpowder?
:51:19
Oh. You must be
Jenny's boyfriend.

:51:24
I got this in 'Nam.
:51:27
Killed myself
so many gooks with it...

:51:29
the captain said
I could keep it.

:51:31
I bought this at an auction
in London, England.

:51:34
It's an antique.
:51:36
I never fired it,
not once.

:51:39
I guess I'm kind of waiting
for a special occasion.

:51:42
You know why
I keep this around?

:51:45
- It can't be traced.
- Oh.

:51:54
The breaking of bread.
:51:56
The female's family nourish themselves
in silence, and stare at the male...


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