The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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Eddie!
Your sister's here.

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Wanting everything to go perfectly,
the female assures the male...

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that her family is loving
and happy and normal.

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Humans call this
a white lie.

:51:16
Why do I smell gunpowder?
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Oh. You must be
Jenny's boyfriend.

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I got this in 'Nam.
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Killed myself
so many gooks with it...

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the captain said
I could keep it.

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I bought this at an auction
in London, England.

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It's an antique.
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I never fired it,
not once.

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I guess I'm kind of waiting
for a special occasion.

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You know why
I keep this around?

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- It can't be traced.
- Oh.

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The breaking of bread.
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The female's family nourish themselves
in silence, and stare at the male...

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because it scares him.
- Well, to be honest...

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these days it's, you know,
it's really tough.

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I think we're lucky. It's really tough
to find somebody you can make it with.

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I mean, someone you can have
a relationship with...

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and have
the relationship make it.

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Mom, he has his own
accounting firm.

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Isn't that great?
Tell her about it.

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It's nothing, really.
It's nothing. It's small.

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Isn't he cute, Mom?
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- Look at those little cheeks. Oh, I...
- Stop.

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- Stop.
- Okay.

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Another obstacle is overcome,
and the mating dance goes on.

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I... love... you!
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I... love... this!
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Bas... tard!
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Because it's manipulative.

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