The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:56:01
Oh, boy. Ohh!
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"Sperminator"...
protector of the uterus.

:56:13
- Bye, Jen. Have a nice weekend.
- You too.

:56:22
- Here you go.
- Thanks. It's Mr. Hatfield...

:56:24
- from Entertel.
- Damn. Can you just tell him I left...

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and the reports were faxed to him
about five minutes ago?

:56:30
- Jenny, that is dishonest.
- Please?

:56:33
Me and Billy are going to Montelido
in a half an hour...

:56:35
and I haven't even packed yet.
- What's Montelido?

:56:39
It's in central California.
An old hippie town.

:56:41
Billy's friend has
a house in the woods...

:56:43
and he lent it to us
for the weekend.

:56:46
Please?
:56:48
Mr. Hatfield?
I'm sorry. She just left.

:56:51
But she wanted me to tell you
that she faxed your reports.

:56:57
Yeah, everybody's left.
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Is your wife still there?
:57:03
The male and female
go to the woods...

:57:05
planning to mate
in their natural habitat.

:57:09
The female is anxious.
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She knows the burden
motherhood will bear.

:57:12
Relax. It's not like we have to
be there at a specific time.

:57:16
We said we'd leave by 8:00.
It's 8:30. I hate being late.

:57:20
- You're always late.
- Doesn't mean I like it.

:57:22
Come on, Jen. Relax.
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- We're going there to have a good time.
- I know that.

:57:27
So don't put any pressure on yourself.
If we're late, we're late. So what?

:57:33
I suppose you're right.
:57:38
- Well, that's it. I'm ready.
- Great.

:57:41
I feel like
I forgot something.

:57:44
Oh, don't worry. Everyone feels
like that when they travel.

:57:47
Yeah, but I really feel
like I forgot something.

:57:49
Then we'll rough it.
That's what the woods are for.

:57:51
- Don't worry. It'll be fine.
- If you say so.

:57:53
Trust me.
:57:56
How could you forget
Your diaphragm?

:57:59
I told you I forgot something.
You said it didn't matter.


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