The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:57:01
Is your wife still there?
:57:03
The male and female
go to the woods...

:57:05
planning to mate
in their natural habitat.

:57:09
The female is anxious.
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She knows the burden
motherhood will bear.

:57:12
Relax. It's not like we have to
be there at a specific time.

:57:16
We said we'd leave by 8:00.
It's 8:30. I hate being late.

:57:20
- You're always late.
- Doesn't mean I like it.

:57:22
Come on, Jen. Relax.
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- We're going there to have a good time.
- I know that.

:57:27
So don't put any pressure on yourself.
If we're late, we're late. So what?

:57:33
I suppose you're right.
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- Well, that's it. I'm ready.
- Great.

:57:41
I feel like
I forgot something.

:57:44
Oh, don't worry. Everyone feels
like that when they travel.

:57:47
Yeah, but I really feel
like I forgot something.

:57:49
Then we'll rough it.
That's what the woods are for.

:57:51
- Don't worry. It'll be fine.
- If you say so.

:57:53
Trust me.
:57:56
How could you forget
Your diaphragm?

:57:59
I told you I forgot something.
You said it didn't matter.

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- You said we could rough it.
- You can't rough that.

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Ready to mate, male and female
discuss the virtues of parenthood.

:58:08
- You can always pull out.
- That's a little too rough for me.

:58:10
So this is all my fault?
You're not willing to sacrifice?

:58:14
I'd love to promise to,
but I wouldn't be able to.

:58:16
You're the most beautiful thing in the
world and I'm a stupid, horny schmuck.

:58:20
Be realistic.
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Well, I guess that's that.
:58:25
Want to play cards?
:58:29
You know, there are
Other ways to rough it.

:58:32
How?
:58:39
Bracey ourself.
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As mating grows ever nearer...

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