The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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- You said we could rough it.
- You can't rough that.

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Ready to mate, male and female
discuss the virtues of parenthood.

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- You can always pull out.
- That's a little too rough for me.

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So this is all my fault?
You're not willing to sacrifice?

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I'd love to promise to,
but I wouldn't be able to.

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You're the most beautiful thing in the
world and I'm a stupid, horny schmuck.

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Be realistic.
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Well, I guess that's that.
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Want to play cards?
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You know, there are
Other ways to rough it.

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How?
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Bracey ourself.
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As mating grows ever nearer...
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the male uses his tongue
to explore the female's womb...

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clearing the passageway of any debris
so that the infant will have...

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an easy voyage into their world.
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Oh, God!
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It is painful for her...
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but for the good of their child,
she makes the sacrifice.

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So this is nature?
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Ooh, nature's good.
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Young humans often have difficulty
discussing the mating dance...

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with those more elderly.
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- Can I help you?
- Here, an embarrassed male...

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tries to secure
from the old, wise woman...


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